Chuck Norris Facts... XD1. Chuck Norris made you read this!Chuck Norris Facts... XD by InumiMakoto
2. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good
Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
6. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
7. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a
Espeon ritual.Jack has always wanted to be an Espeon. A long time ago. Jack had came upon a tribe of Espeon's who are very friendly. Jack begins to bond with the tribe. He then ask the leader if he can be an Espeon. The leader told Jack. "It will take days to get the ritual started. But once we get the ritual started. We'll change you into one of us" A few days had pass since Jack made a request. Then one of the Espeon's came to see Jack. "Jack it's time. The ritual is about ready" Jack was feeling happy as the Espeon leads Jack to the ritual. They then come upon some other Espeon's wit the leader as Jack stands in the middle. The leader talks to him Telepathy. "Jack are you ready to be one of us?" The leader ask Jack. "Yes leader. I am ready to become one of you" Jack responded. "Take off your clothes. You won't be needing them once your transformation begins" Jack nods and removes all of his clothing. "Right let us begin your transformation" The leader of the Espeon's and the other Espeon's beginsEspeon ritual. by Keldeofan280